aspidosecalis:

incompleteicarus:

Ex queen turned pirate being hunted down by the king’s men and naming her all female ship “the clit” and when asked why she replies, because the king will never find it.

Rival lesbian pirate finds ship immediately. Alliance is formed in no time.

(via divinedorothy)


Consider this as a cool reason to date me. Or not. But don’t tell me that doesn’t look delicious.

Consider this as a cool reason to date me. Or not. But don’t tell me that doesn’t look delicious.


You are the smell before rain. You are the blood in my veins.

You are the smell before rain. You are the blood in my veins.



Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

(via beardthirst)


The goods and services.

The goods and services.


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agentrodgers:

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*pretends I didn’t see*


spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via vill-ha-mer)